rookie stoner


someone that is interested in smoking marijuana but hasn’t had the chance to yet. they often want to smoke because they’re friends are doing it, they’re bored, they like stoner music, or they just want to try it. most of the time they will gladly be accepted into the smoking circle
friend: hey man are you a stoner?
me: nah im only a rookie stoner
friend: oh do you want to come smoke with my friends and i
me: sure

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