room full of strangers
masturbation move similar to “the stranger” where you sit on both hands until they get numb. you then jerk off with one hand while lifting your leg and reaching around to grab your b-lls with the other. it feels like there are 2 other “strangers” touching your junk.
i was really lonely last night until my room full of strangers arrived.
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