Turkey legs
small snappy legs, usualy on someone with a large upper body similar to a funnel
nice legs you turkey
a 750 ml bottle of wild turkey.
“oh man, that 48-minute version of freebird was sweet. let’s kill a turkey leg before the encore.”
or
“i’m sorry officer, one minute i was cracking open a turkey leg, next thing i knew i woke up in an ice cream truck wearing children’s underpants.”
or
“dude 1: hey, man, last night i had a turkey leg and couldn’t feel my d-ck afterwards.
dude 2: wow.”
the act of a clean shaven male holding his p-n-s by the head with his hand while exposing his c-ck & scr-t-m to an unsuspecting victim. therefore appearing to be holding up an upside down turkey leg. the act is simply done for shock purposes.
“hey man, i walked into the kitchen with five party guests and alan was standing there turkey leg in hand. little surprised.”
the epitome of the well fed
american teenage girl. still young enough to be relatively fine, will probably go to trailer whale status later in life. big meaty dancer paula abdul legs. yum!
ah! here comes turkey legs again.
another word for performing oral s-x on a female.
“honey i really want a turkey-leg.”
a group of cognac swilling folk who come into a bar right before last call and of course dont tip.
upon arrival you may hear a bartender say “oh man, i didnt order any turkey legs!”
the persona exemplified by conservatism and backwoods bravado. this character can be found in any part of the world and the term defines all manner of sins including eating giant turkey legs at the county fair, wearing tall tube socks with very short denim shorts, and drinking stag or pabst blue ribbon beers. can be used in both adjective or a noun form. synonyms include “hoosier,” “hick” and “white trash.” founded by chip benson after extensive research in middle america.
1. david spade’s character in the movie, “joe dirt” is a turkey-leg.
2. any man, woman or child with mullet is a turkey-leg.
3. a person who owns a 1997 camaro, firebird or mustang and follows nascar avidly is a turkey-leg.
4. any woman with dark roots, blonde hair, smoker’s cough and a cigarette pouch coin purse is a turkey-leg.
5. can often be named “bubba” or “angel.”
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