room kitchen


a survival mechanism created by unruly teenagers. food is stored in one’s room in order to prevent hunger in times that one does not want to deal with parents that he or she has p-ssed off.

it works best if one doesn’t mind drinking warm water.
i called my mom an idiot, so now i’m avoiding her. good thing i have a room kitchen.

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