roomlump
1) a roommate who is inactive most of the day, and requires a m-ssive stimulus to be woken up.
2) the best kind of roommate
girlfriend: “who’s that?”
boyfriend: “who? oh, that’s my roomlump. i only met him once.”
girlfriend: “but it’s the second semester…”
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