rooney


to rooney someone is to stamp on someones b-lls
or to be rooneyed is to get red carded and sent home in shame!
rooney was unrepentant after stamping on that guys nuts!
an amazing, yet violent (thus very fun to watch), football player who currently plays for manchester united and england. the best young talent to ever play in england’s football pitches.
commentator 1: “oops did that guy just get knocked out by rooney?”
commentator 2: “yes, he did it again!!” ‘smiling proudly’
to lose one’s temper and commit a violent act, especially during a sporting event.
i thought he’d fouled me so i turned around and did a rooney on him.

i came home, smelling of beer and covered with lipstick, and the wife went rooney on me.
– a football (soccer) player for man united who looks a bit like shrek
– a bad temper normally resulting in a red card
– a word used by kids playing football
and rooney scores…

rooney takes this one too far thats a red card and england are a man down

ohhhhh hes scored a rooney
weird, strange unusual bizarre
did you see his reaction? it was really rooney. she is acting rooney
awesome band hailing from california. their first cd has an awesome sound reminiscent of the beach boys…however, their second cd is more poppy and a bit different. still awesome though.

band members:
robert schwartzman (main vocals/guitar)
taylor locke (guitar)
ned brower (drums)
louis stephens (keyboard)
matt winter (b-ss)
person 1: did you see rooney play on their summer tour?
person 2: yeah, it was awesome. i really liked their cover of “helter skelter.”
when a girl you are hooking up gets completely naked and mounts you – but proceeds to only give you a handjob followed by a bl-wj-b.
brad was excited when she took all her clothes off, but was very disappointed when all he received was a rooney.

graham: that girl seemed sl-tty, you close the deal?
brad: nah, i thought so, but i guess she is only cool with slangin’ out rooneys.

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