RooR


a german “bong” company developed by martin birzle. these bongs are known by many marijuana conisuors as the best. they are scientificly engeneered to perfection, and are made of very thick gl-ss. you can get theses suckers for anything from a foot to 3 feet!
a roor will turn your world f-cking upside down!
the caddy of all bongs known perfect air to water ratio
d-mn playa that roor has got me tore out of the frame
the best line of bongs in the world. extremly stong, he rip you off ur -ss like no other.
“i blazed as f-ck after jus one roor hit.”
the best bong u can buy..illadolph ads pure carbinite phire nothing comes close to how a roor will hit you
that roor just roooored at my lungs
worlds finest gl-ssware made in germany, originally founded in the 1980s. they are known for cutting edge design, as well as superior craftsmanship. roors were the first of its kind to user diffuser technology in its water pipes. roor collectors worldwide know that they are worth every penny spent.
i buy all of my roor merchandise from www.mojosroors.com. they have the largest selection of the finest and most sought after roor products worldwide, not to mention the friendliest customer service. they are easily found by searching for mojos roors
a line of smoking apparatus/gl-ssware that is designed and blown in both germany and some parts of the united states. the difference in quality of an american roor compared to a german roor is nil. american roor has the blowers signature above the stem, compared to a german blower who puts the signature beside the stem. again, there is no difference in quality. it’s the exact same company blowing and distributing them, just located in a different country. that is the most common mistake made between the two.

they are known to most uneducated smokers as the greatest gl-ss bongs/pieces on earth, but in reality they are just overpriced tubes which cannot easily be replaced if broken. it’s a common thing for roor owners to claim their piece will get you much higher than any other bong, but this is the unfortunate self-deception that 99.99% of roor owners fall victim to. there are much better bongs out there, most of which are in fact far less expensive.

their logo does look cool and somewhat abstract, which is the only reason people actually buy them. if they distributed the exact same gl-ss without the logo, their sales would plummet.
buying a roor is just like buying overpriced designer clothes. you’re just paying for the name, and it provides no real benefit. it’s still going to break if you drop it, and you won’t get any higher when you use it.

Read Also:

  • fremmer

    a confused african/american who tries to act black but really has the heart of a white person – that kids the biggest “fremmer”

  • Rooster-challanged

    posessing inadequate p-n-s size. someone who has insufficient p-n-s size. i couldn’t continue the date with a guy that is as rooster-challanged as he is. posessing inadequate p-n-s size. someone who has insufficient p-n-s size. i couldn’t continue the date with a guy that is as rooster-challanged as he is.

  • nyggers

    yankee fans, right? people who annoy you: nyggers

  • croncentrate

    a mis-pr-nounciation by montag the magician in the movie the wizard of gore. this could be used to encourage actors on set to act better. croncentrate! croncentrate on what you’re doing!

  • Crondigity

    slang for marijuana. yo are we gonna smoke some crondigity up in this piece? that’s the biggest f-cking crondigity nug i’ve ever seen.


Disclaimer: RooR definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.