rooster tail
while having s-x in the doggy-style position, the man shoves his thumb unto his partners b-tthole, while the thumb is inserted, the man extends all other fingers. thus, resembling a rooster tail.
jonny gave rachel a rooster tail last night before bed, hope he doesn’t still suck his thumb.
when liquid sh-t squirts out your mother f-cking -n-s in an arch resembling the tail of a c-ck.
i was sixty nining with your mom and she rooster tailed on my face.
the brown streak that occasionally runs up your back from an acute case of explosive diarrhea.
dude, do me a favor and check my shirt for a roostertail — i d-mn near sharted on the way to the mens room!
a folded dollar bill like a fan to be inserted in the crack of a stripper’s -ss.
after rooster tailing that spinner, she shook her tail feather down the catwalk.
original name of a c-cktail coined in yonkers, ny by betsy flanagan during the revolutionary times
the origin of the c-cktail:
the originator of the {c-cktail} was {betsy flanagan}, who owned and operated a tavern during the revolutionary times near yonkers. the story goes, the american officers raided a british commissary and stole several male birds, which they brought to betsy and asked her to roast, and on the evening of the feast betsy decorated each bottle and jar in her {tavern} with the tail feathers of the roasted fowl. betsy would use the tail feathers to stir the drinks for her guests. during the party officers kept calling out to betsy for more {drinks} which turned into asking for those {“c-cktails”} hence the name {“c-cktail”} was born.
calling for another drink the barmaid poured the liquor in a gl-ss and stirred it with a rooster tail.
when liquid sh-t explodes out of your b-tt and sprays up your back or on your shirt in a feathery fan shaped spray resembling that of a rooster’s tail.
wayne had to quit work at the post office early that day because when he came out of the bathroom he realized that he had a large rooster tail on his uniform.
when you’re burning that 7018 rod so sweet that the flux solidifies and lifts off on it’s own requiring no clean up.
daw sheet, check out that rooster tail on my stringer bead!
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