1. to be unjustly proud or boastful while telling stories that are of poor quality.
2. to constantly attempt to top a friend’s stories
i don’t care how your cat died. i was talking about my father’s p-ssing. stop being so roosterish.
a polite to way to say f-ck hey honey want to jahomph?
- Reverse Hitchhiker
a) a right overhanded handjob given by a p-ssenger in an automobile. sally’s left wrist was sprained so she gave me a reverse hitchhiker on the drive home.
an individual who goes on your personal social networking site, and sends friend requests to all the people on your friends list, sometimes claiming they know you when they don’t…for the sole purpose of upping their friend count to make themselves appear more well ‘liked’ than they actually are. they also do this to target […]
- friend group
a friend group is a collection of people from one part of your life, who don’t necessarily know people from your other friend groups. 1. “this is going to be f-cked tonight, like 3 of my friend groups are all blending at this party.” 2. “i can’t believe my co-workers, my bff from grade school, […]
the t-tle given to a useless tramp who is only good for f-cking. b-tch is so worthless that it isn’t even worth remembering her stupid name. jay-zebra: man i f-cking railed that hoe so hard she started calling me amtrak kanye: fool what was her name jay-zebra: i didn’t take the time to learn tw-t-cha-ma-call-it’s […]