root fart


a large fart that comes after a series of smaller farts; the epicenter of one’s flatus.
roommate #1: dude, will you please stop farting? the whole living room smells like your -ss.

roommate #2: i’ve already told you, i’m waiting to get out this root fart and it will all be over. if i try to force it it will only embed it’s roots deeper within my bowels.

roommate #1: you’re out of your mind, you know that, right?

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