root gobbler
a flaming h-m-, one who gobbles the kn-b, one who enjoys giving other fudge packin’ -ss jockeys head, one who also usually enjoys tossin’ salads
i stopped to take a leak at the rest stop at the georgia/alabama state line and accidentally walked in a couple of root gobblers suckin’ each other off in the bathroom. a guy in a rebel flag shirt walked in after me and beat the living sh-t out both of them
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