root ‘n’ scoot


to take a member of the opposite s-x home for a night of p-ssion (to root) and leaving straight away in the morning, never to have anything more (or at least nothing more s-xual) to do with that person ever again (scoot).
mick: so are you going to go out with her?
furby: no i just want a root ‘n’ scoot

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