rooted

1. to be utterly exhausted , depleted of energy
2. when an object is damaged or appears to be functioning incorrectly
3. to engage in s-xual activity
4. extremely intoxicated
5. to take root and begin to grow
1. to be utterly exhausted , depleted of energy:
“hey johnno – maaaaate, just got home from work.. i’m rooted”
chooka: “hey davo – wonna go fishing?”
davo: ” no mate, just mowed the lawn i’m rooted”
2. when an object is damaged or appears to be functioning incorrectly:
“the car won’t start – i think the battery is rooted”
“all i get is blue screens – this computer’s rooted”
3. to engage in s-xual activity:
“did you here that stevo rooted jessica after the christmas party”
“yep – that was after i rooted eunice”
4. extremely intoxicated:
“man i had 12 pints at the royal, then stan fired up a joint, i was rooted”
“after downing half a bottle of wild turkey, i was rooted”
“dude that rooted me”
5. 5. to take root and begin to grow:
“cool – those cuttings have rooted”
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v. past: to have your computer compromised; to have an attacker gain unauthorized root access.
“your box got rooted!? f-ck a duck!”
nackerd, f-cked, tired,
1. i got rooted, -n-ly
2. i’m rooted (i’m f-cked)
3. i rooted that b-tch.
to be extremely high to the point that you are unable to get up and be productive.
bro, i am rooted to this chair and i’m not going anywhere anytime soon.
to engage in s-xual intercourse.
so what happened with you and that chick you picked up?
we rooted.
1. adjective (adj): too tired to function properly; related to being overtired, exhausted, fatigued, incoherent, etc.
roi: “dude i haven’t gotten any sleep lately, i have no clue what i’m doing or where i am. i can still take you home though.”

ron: “no! you are way too rooted to drive.”
1. broken or f-cked.
2. tired.
oh, thats rooted!
im rooted.