rooting for the meteor

what a sports fan does when their two most hated rivals face each other, especially in a championship match. since rooting for either team would be sacrosanct, the only possible positive outcome would be for a meteor to land and simultaneously obliterate both rivals.
mets fan, 2009
yankees fan, 1986

fan 1: “i’m not even watching the world series this year. you?”
fan 2: “yeah, i’ll be watching. i’m rooting for the meteor.”

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