Rooty
the state of being in an earthy, relaxed, or nestled environment. a place of comfort where everything goes as usual, and mood is chill. can also be -ssociated with a level of experience or longevity. sometimes even referred to as a sleepy, relaxed or relavitely calm type of high. or some plain killer weed (ganja).
i am pretty rooty at this point, i am gonna say ‘h-llo’ to my couch, my sweatpants, and my kitchen.
bob marley has some rooty dreadlocks.
check out the rooty house all tucked away back in the woods.
this is indeed some rooty herb, i would be proud to possess that.
the act of s-xual intercourse. it is the plural of the australian colloquial term ‘root’.
“he’s getting rooties.”
“so, you gettin rooties tonight?”
“man i love rooties!”
the most impressive and rare genetic mutation known to man: a redhead with a booty
1 out of every 830,000 people born will be a rooty, and due to the recessive gene of the ginger, and manufactured foods, the rarity will only increase.
the requirement for a rooty is
-more than a 36 inch b-ttocks
-hair redder than brown.
should you ever enjoy a rooty, you will be granted with some mystical benefits.
i wish caroline pierce had redhair. what a rooty she’d be.
she’s a rooty!
100% pure s-x
that guy ‘rooties’ is one s-xy b-tch
rehe, b–bies
look at the rooties!
professional moron. a person with a total lack of common sense.
“oi rooty you moron have you done your maths homework”
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