a long awaited climax, almost to the point where it hurts. when it does happen, it appears as if ropey ribbons of j-zz fly through the air.
painted her headboard with ropey ribbons this morning….
another word for c-m “jaime.r ejected seman in me and now i’m pregnant.”
- julian cruz
a f-ckboi who rents himself out to women who can’t find a partner. julian cruz is available right now
the ability (and subsequent quality of the end-result) of an object to be melted. applies mainly to cheese. i’d really like a new cheese the combines the flavor of provolome with the meltiness of american.
- christian horseshoes
a euphemism for g-y s-x. “hey, greg, you up for a game of christian horseshoes?” “d-mn skippy i am, carl. saddle up big boy.”
- chinese fruit roll up
when you’re eating a girl out on her period and you let her blood dry on your face. once dry, you peel it off and eat it. man, i went down on my girl last night and had a chinese fruit roll-up later for dessert.