Roque Junior


1 (n) international footballer for brazil, won the world cup, champions league etc but with the speed and strength of an anemic sloth
2 (v) someone who fails to live up to a high billing in spectacular fashion
1 like whoa, roque is the worst player ever, bagguley is infinitely better than he
2 i thought you were gonna own that guy but you like totally roque’d

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