Shit whipped
the act of falling in such a way that you get instant whiplash on your way down and your face surges forward to meet the ground.
robert fell of of his skateboard while grinding and got sh-t whipped.
occurs when the tail-end of a substantial t-rd (i.e. a t-rd the size of a zucchini or larger) whips the back of your b-lls while you’re sitting on the can.
generally, the physics of a sh-t whip require that the head of the t-rd first makes contact with the bottom of the bowl, thus providing the t-rd with the necessary leverage to allow for a slow, frontward collapse. if the cosmos are aligned just right, the motion will carry the tail-end of the t-rd forward and it will whip the back of your b-lls on the way down.
“dude, i just got sh-t whipped.”
when you find an unlocked car, you sh-t on the driver’s seat. if you p-ss on the steering wheel, it’s called “sticky-fingered”.
“yo n-gg-, i just sh-twhipped some deuchbag’s car!”
“oh my t-ts, someone sh-twhipped and sticky-fingered my d-mn prius!”
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