Rorshit
noun: the pattern of p–p marks on the inner toilet bowl that results after flushing a very large log or twomp. due to the fleeting nature of water-submerged p–p marks, a rorsh-t will not retain its shape for longer than 15 minutes.
preserve your rorsh-t by taking a picture of it, and then ask your subjects what they see in the pattern (as you would with a traditional rorschach). no matter what they say, just -ssume they have daddy issues.
dr. von braun: so, peter, have a look at this rorsh-t pattern i created earlier. it is the result of fettucini alfredo and metamucil. let me know what you see.
peter: i see an empty shopping cart in an open field, with the sun in the dusk position.
dr. von braun: tell me about your relationship with your father, peter…
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