roscommon wrap
a safe s-x practice. involves three steps. 1. put a condom on your p-n-s. 2. unravel another condom and fill it with a few drops of franks red hot sauce. 3. put the hot sauce condom over the condom that is already on your p-n-s. this should only be used on dirty girls. if the hot sauce condom breaks, the girl will begin to scream, and you will know that you have to double up the condoms again.
guy #1: hey dude, i had s-x with jenny last night
guy #2: oh no bro, i’m pretty sure she has aids
guy #1: i’m not worried about it, i roscommon wrapped my d-ck, i had to double it up three different times
guy #2: good call, her v-g-n- is probably still on fire
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