Rose Index
the rose index is a simple ratio that signifies the quality of available women in a given city.
the equation is contrived off of observed 1-10 rating of people in relationships you view around town.
quality of woman / quality of man, with 1 being a base case where these two are equal.
the rose index is absolutely on fire in russia! i see these absolute smokeshow 10’s holding hands with these portly drunken 4’s of men. that’s a whopping 2.5 on the rose index!
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