rossett
(verb)to remain seated on the toilet within a public convenience, having discovered you are the cause of a particularly offensive odour, in order to avoid contact with other patrons of the toilet, and thus avoid embarressment
“i couldn’t believe it. one minute there was no one there, next thing the toilet was packed. i had to rossett there for a good five minutes”.
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