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• Hot dog Style

  a s-xual act of using ones p-n-s to slide up and down their partners -ss crack or v-g-n- slit using full length of their c-ck. the p-n-s is never inserted into the -n-s or v-g-n-. i miss when i was back in high school and when we used to mess around it was always hot […]

• Hot Ernie

  a hot ernie is when you take a dump in someone’s pillowcase right before they go to bed. sab: awe man, i went to go to sleep, but my pillow was warm and smelt foul. i looked in and found someone deficated in there. grimm: dude, someone took a cr-p in your pillowcase? pat: hahaha, […]

• raast

  same as raas but mur enfusiastic dis lad got battered las nyt… raast who by ?

• Bird and Berry

  an alcoholic beverage, made with a 2:5 ratio (or, if you prefer it stronger, a 2:3 ratio) of grey goose vodka to cranberry juice. also known as a cape cod. you can use other vodka in the same price range or higher to subst-tute (belvedere, skyy, or in desperate or budget cases, smirnoff with cranberry […]

• craminin

  a drug, inserted into ones -ss and applied by tounge. it helps with fear of light and constipation. possible side effects include loss of scr-t-m and t-st-cl-s, diarhea our of nose, and cornflake blood. paris hiltons new s-x tape includes her smoking marijuanna with a man named blademiester and getting naked as he gives her […]

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