Rothienorman
rothienorman is a small village in aberdeenshire, 10 miles away from inverurie. people who live there wish they didnt cause its a sh-t hole. there is nothing to do, the village consists of a local pub, village hall, hairdressers (jazz hair & beauty), costcutters, vets, jimmys bits and bobs (or odds and sods, cant remember which) & a primary school. its a sh-t hole generally.
boy1- ‘where do you live?’
boy2- ‘rothienorman’
boy1- ‘really? wow thats unlucky its a sh-thole’
boy2 – ‘god i know dont remind me’
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