Rotten Tuna
– adjective
1. senior women who honestly believe their sn-tches are functional enough to catch a lively young male.
2. geezer ladies who hit on dudes that could possibly be their grandsons
3. wannabe “ashton-kutcher-wife” type females
4. basically madonnas with zero s-x appeal…
-male version: wrinkled salami-
just tell those rotten tuna’s to light their oxygen tanks on fire and walk away
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