roughage
roughage is the art of hard fast s-x whereby both parties care about nothing apart from f-cking each other senseless. items in bedrooms and hotel rooms can also get destroyed as roughage is closely related to s-x and destruction. after roughage a mans p-n-s and b-lls are out of service for approximately one fortnight whilst they refill.
imogen asked me to give her roughage last night and we f-cked all up the walls over the cheap motel suite and now my c-ck will be a donkey’s age recovering.
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