ROUS


rodents
of
unusual
size
i was having s-x with alee in a hotel when i looked over my shoulder and saw a rous
r.o.u.s’s are rodents of unusual size. it comes from the 1980’s movie princes bride, in the fire swamp scene where b-ttercup and wesley encounter the rous’s. the rodents are about the size of a large dog.
r.o.u.s are like a capybara. they are the worlds largest rodent.
the singular of rice
dude you have a rous on your face.
rou or r.o.u. stands for routine police work
lazy detective: hey how’d you solve that burglary?

not so lazy detective: r o u

lazy detective: huh?

not so lazy detective: routine police work bro, try it.
a club for english gentlemen, who enjoy cruel/amusing sports
let’s convene the rous club and clout some trout

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