(verb) to smoke weed while driving
“we went to jail because cops pulled us over for routing.”
to vegetate while watching tv. implied that your brains are on a direct route to the tv, and that nothing else is going on.
adam: what are your plans tonight?
shaniquah: i plan to sit on my -ss, routing watching lost.
adam: that sounds positively intellectual.
shaniquah: it’s the season finale!
adam: -eyeroll-

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