routney


an erection so substantial that even facial skin is stretched to distortion. often accompanied by blueb-lls. the bearer of a routney looks like he’s had a really bad facelift. beware: you can only afford two in a lifetime — it’s claimed that a third routney will kill you.
as bad as kenny rogers facelift is, it only makes him look like he has a mild routney.
an erection so huge and hard it causes all of the blood to rush out of your head and you p-ss out
tyrone didn’t come to work today because he had a routney. i hope he doesn’t die as a result!

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