rowboatable
someone lightweight enough to ride in a rowboat with, esp. on a date.
(i.e. not a fatty.)
phyllis: michael, i want to set you up with my friend.
michael: hm, what’s she like? is she rowboatable?
phyllis: what are you asking?
michael: i think i’m being very clear what i’m asking. could an average sized rowboat support her without capsizing?
(pause)
phyllis: no.
(michael walks away, disgusted)
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