rowser
rowser is an evil creature in a high school far, far away. he claims to be the -ssistant princ-p-l but in reality, his only human aspect is his head. the rest of his body is that of bowser, a character in the popular “mario” video game series. he’s obsessed with two things; pie and torturing children.
his arch nemesis is the latin teacher at a high school, far, far away. his name is matthew and he dresses in tight tights and wears a feathered cap. he rides a pony on his quest to defend peach, before he realizes that she’s an ugly sl-t.
dude, that guy is such a jerk, he’s almost as bad as rowser
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