rowskey


a rowskey is a term used to describe tourists coming to the sh-r- areas on vacation. usually, rowskeys are not aware of proper beach attire, and wear water shoes, sneakers, and/or ‘crocs’ to the beach. they usually begin there beach experience pale, and soon aquire a terrible sun burn, and in more humorous cases, a ‘t-shirt tanline’. it is common for rowskeys to come to the beach with their family, and bring rafts and floaties into the ocean.

origin – p. stevens.
– “mary, that bald guy wearing watershoes over there is definately a rowskey.”
– “totally.”

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