Roy Chubby Brown


royston vasey (chubby brown) is a blue comedian. he often to wears a red bow tie, goggles and a patch worked outfit. all his performances are aimed at adult audiences, purely because of his controversial and “rude” approach to comedy. thus he rarely is on television. when he first appears on the stage, the audience usually start to chant “you fat b-st-rd!” repeatedly, where he then dances and when the crowd stop he usually says “f-ck off”
an example of one of the songs roy chubby brown has written and performed, was in his live tour ‘king thong’ and it goes like so:

“25 years ago on tv, there was a thing called ‘i’m a celebrity’ we had fools and horses, emmerdale, you bet. jordan showed her p-ssy on the internet. millionaire, eastenders and corrie too, then the decency bill come out for comics who are blue. in 69 this fat f-cker with a big belly said the ‘f’ word on prime time telly. this word didn’t come from a good book, chubbs just stood there and he said f-ck. if you’re gonna say f-ck put your cards on the table, who gives a f-ck if you’re f-cking able? we have i’m as sick as f-ck, who the f-ck are you? don’t f-ck about. you can say it f-cking too. kiss my f-cking -ss, it’s the f-cking human race, the queen said f-ck when she saw camilla’s face. f-cking -sshole, f-cking b-st-rd, f-cking h-ll, ugly f-cker, now we’re all f-cking f-cking you can tell. f-cking this and f-cking that, and f-cking bombastic, f-ck you, f-ck me, fan-f-cking-tastic. oh you fiddling f-cker well you just f-cked up, f-ck a duck..did you say something? yeah f-cking look, oh f-ck face.. what? you’re a f-cking queer, another way to say f-ck is get the f-ck out of here. f-ck back don’t f-ck a big fat tart, she’s f-ckable aye, like a f-cking wet fart. that f-cking b-st-rds never been f-cked or sucked. another way to say f-ck is here a f-ck, there a f-ck, everywhere a f-ck f-ck. hang on..they’re not dancing…turn the f-cking music off.”

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