Royal Gayness


the ultimate level of h-m-s-xuality where a man has officially traded in his p-n-s for a v-g-n-. categories pertaining to this include:
1)hand motions
2)voice fluctuations
3)fashion sense
4)starbucks order
5)hair style
etc.
ryan: hi! i’d like a grande 6 pump chai latte, extra hot, no water, no foam, soy milk, with little chocolate sprinkles and for serious…..make it snappy

starbucks barista:……uh huh…..wow, that guy has achieved royal gayness

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