royal navy
second largest navy in the world, but better better trained. branch of the armed forces primarily responsible for defending britain’s sh-r-s.
the royal navy destroyed napoleon’s dreams at trafalgar in 1805.
once the world’s largest navy, but due to the fact that the british have been corrupted by evil liberal ideas successive governments have abused it and made it dangerously small. however the officers and sailors of the royal navy are by far the most willing and capable, putting up with cr-p food, and cr-p conditions.
despite common misconception, it is not the royal navy that is full of h-m-s-xuals, they are too busy working, and getting women in port to be dealing with that.
my good those royal navy sailors are switched on.
the royal navy of the united kingdom is the oldest of the british armed services (and is therefore known as the senior service). from the beginning of the 18th century until well into the 20th century, it was the most powerful navy in the world.
throughout the 18th and 19th centuries the royal navy was able to maintain an almost uninterrupted ascendancy over its rivals through superiority in financing, tactics, training, organisation, social cohesion, hygiene, dockyard facilities, logistical support and, from the middle of the 18th century, warship design and construction.
during ww2 it lost most of its world power due to eccenomic inter-war budget cuts and treaties. but still managed to maintain a pressence on a glabal scale.
proved its worth in falkland islands in 1982, fighting a battle 8,345 miles (12,800 km) from great britain.
rather outdated now however, due to m-ssive budget cuts and misapropiated funding. new aircraft carriers (queen elizabeth cl-ss), destroyers (type 45) and submarines (astute cl-ss) are now over budget and running years behind schedule.
blame bae systems and succsesive mod f-ck-up’s.
royal navy motto: si vis pacem, para bellum (if you desire peace, prepare for war)
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