royal pooch clusterfuck
to make a series of mistakes, so heinously incorrect and far reaching in effect such that the result defies description. the phrase is a combination of other phrases meaning mistake, ‘screw the pooch’, ‘royal f-ckup’ as well as a group s-x form of f-ck, ‘cl-sterf-ck’. the phase can also be used as a verb, ‘cl-sterf-cking the royal pooch.’
not supporting the public transportation vehicle information system standard on busses was a royal pooch cl-sterf-ck for the public transportation authority.
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