one of the best engineering schools in the world… but trust me, you won’t think so while you’re there.
see: troy, ny
noun. a college in troy, ny noted for its distinct lack of females (less than 25% of the student body), h-llish cl-sses, and hockey team.
i went to rpi and didn’t get any action for four years!
a university situated in troy, ny, also known as the -sshole of the universe. due to their small number, women are the unchallenged warlords of the place. said to have conformist education and autocratic culture.
hey dude, i’m just trying to be honest
noun. rensselaer polytechnic inst-tute. located in troy, ny. known for being a good engineering school, better known for a disturbing and unhealthy lack of females. females that do exist either have ribs or might actually be males.
real rpi slogan: “why not change teams?”
a place on earth where white people are the minority and the chances of getting booty is 0%, as calculated by the nerd population of rpi which has been calculated to be 99.0% or the rpi community
when in arbor hill one may say, “d-mn i feel like i’m at rpi”
rpi stands for “random party implosion”. this is when your xbox live party decides to stop existing, disconnecting everyone mid-conversation.
i hate when there’s an rpi, especially when we’re in the middle of talking.
random party injury: any injury occurring during or after a rager
at the doctor’s office the morning after, jerry blamed his rpi on a volleyball accident so his insurance would cover his expenses.
a school for rich f-ckers who have a cr-ptacular school.clearely lc is better and have longer schl-ngs. in kc u only get a max of 2 inch schl-ng school that was built for the epic and is run by the epic. currently the ldsb prize school. kcvi blues are epic win. amirite?
- late-breaking gay
a person who realizes he or she is gay relatively late in life. “but… he is a grandfather and a role model for this community. how can he turn gay now?” “late-breaking gay darling.”
- later hoagie
a variation of goodbye. the expression “hoagie” is slang for a good friend. therefore “hoagie” should only be used in this context if you are talking to someone that you are really close to. eduardo:”maybe if i keep saying ‘later hoagie,’ it will stick.” me: ok…
- fudge knot
your -n-s – usually emits a musty smell. i slipped in the shower and the shampoo bottle went up my fudge knot. a knot of cr-p which causes constipation. you are a fudgeknot becuase you are always being r-t-rded.
a situation in which there is a lot of humor and/or laughter. overall, things are very funny. i watched that comedy special, and it was laughage from start to finish. i was overcome by laughage as i saw that clumsy dude fall on the ice.