RPS

stands for real people {slash}.
also see {rpf} (or real people fiction).
a popular although slightly controversial genre of fanfiction involving real life people. namely actors, musicians, athletes, politicians… etc. basically anyone who is in the public eye. rps stories or {fics} depict a romantic and/or s-xual relationship between two members of the same s-x.
different from {fanfiction} or {fanfic} which involve fictional characters.
follows the same general traditions of fictional slash, with separate cliques, fanlistings and archives.
“i just read this amazing elijah wood/dominic monaghan rps fic, you have to read it!”
rps = reversive p-b-rtus syndrome.

a condition which only effect’s males and doesnt exist for females.
it is when a man or teenager who has gone through p-b-rty goes through p-b-rty again but backwards therefore reversing the original effect of p-b-rty. turning the sufferer back into into a what is essentially boy. this can happen at any time in man’s lifetime and is currently incurably.
it is extremely rare and most sufferers like to keep private
“look hunni that poor man has rps”

well known sufferer’s are frankie munzz, justin timberlake and yoda
an abbreviation for “rock, paper, scissors.”
anything can be settled with a quick, or long, game of rps.
accronym for:
restless
p-n-s
syndrome

a condition that most males suffer from adolesence through adulthood. it causes many restless nights, the most common way to treat this condition is through self medication.

(high school girl) “ohh my gosh, did you see tim? he obviously has r.p.s. what a walking bonner.”
rps (short for role play s-x). non-serious cyber s-x where somebody else takes the role of a celebrity you’d like to f-ck. highly addictive and too much fun!
“when will your sister be gone? i want to rps!”
reverse polish sausage. it looks good, but it needs more postfixins.
bun sausage mustard + = rps
‘rich parent syndrome’ (english version of rich kid syndrome) i.e. somebody who has loads of money provided by mummy and daddy and have to need or motivation to get a job.

see also: rich kid syndrome
leigh: “dude i just bought an xbox 360”
paul: “cool, how long did it take you to save up”
leigh: “save up? yeah right my mum and dad paid for it”
paul: “dude you got rps baaaad”