RPT
a rpt (reecepaultanner) is the name given to a golem like creature that lurks within minge hair. it feasts on the dried specs of c-m buried within the hair. oc-ssionaly, during the winter the creature migrates to the -n-s to keep warm. it bathes in the steamy t-rds that slip out the -n-s to provide warmth and nutrition. the creature lives alone, due to the fact it has no game with gal. it reproduces as-xually, and is known to eat it’s offspring. in order to remove a rpt from ones genitalia/ -n-s, another host must be found to p-ss him on. this is done by scissoring with the next host and hopefully the rpt hops onto the next minge.
“i reckon shooty -rs- is caused by a rpt”
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random pokey tool: any random tool that is used to pack down or clean out a bowl. also used to poke in the ends of blunts/joints to prevent nug from falling out the ends.
yo john, p-ss me that pencil. i need an rpt to pack down this bowl
random pork texting, can also be done via im as an alternative to poking
“dude, why’d ya text me bacon?”
“rpt, man.”
the three most epic of movie series of the latest millennium.
rpt – rings, potter, twilight
(lord of the rings, harry potter, twilight)
stands for random pelvic thrust, usually done while standing.
sam did an rpt in cl-ss today when the teacher wasn’t looking. hilarious!
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