rrheasthmatic attack
you know, when you have to take a sh-t so bad when you have diarrhea, and you run to the sh-tter so fast that you develop a mild case of asthma… you’ve been there.
usually happens when you:
1. are a mad fast sprinter
2. are overweight and take naturally m-ssive dumps
3. a combination of 1 and 2, if at all possible
4. oh yeah, or if you are a big p-ssy
ross: holy sh-t, did you see that tubby chick head for the john? she had the worst rrheasthmatic attack ever, but h-ll, i don’t blame her… she nearly sharted all over my f-cking leg.
timmy: you know everybody hates you, right?
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