RTWFM
read the whole f-cking manual
idiot: i attached the ethernet cable like it says in the manual, why can’t i print?
annoyed observer: rtwfm
for attention deficit geeks who only read enough of the manual to get themselves into trouble then ask the same stupid questions which would elicit “rtfm”.
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