Rubbin’ Apples
(v.) the act of taking one man’s b-llsack and tenderly rubbing both b-lls against eachother inside the sack. the hand motion closely resembles that which a boy scout would use to start a campfire. the end result of rubbin’ apples is a euphoric and explosive climax.
marty: “hey joe, how far did you get with mary?”
joe: “we made out for a while and then i got a real treat when she started rubbin’ apples”
marty: “you lucky son of a gun!”
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