ruan
ruan is a girl that will love you with her whole heart. she is sweet, cute, beautiful, and s-xy. she’ll stay up all night to talk to you and make you feel like you’re the luckiest guy in the world. she may sometimes be silly, and a bit naughty but it will only make you love her more. if you find a ruan you should ask her out immediately. she’s an amazing lover and is really good at tennis.
¨who’s that girl over there?¨
¨ruan, i heard she’s amazing¨
¨wow she’s beautiful, and out of my league¨
¨you should still go talk to her, she’s super sweet¨
from the latin ruopa meaning “gods perfect creation”. ruan is amazingly gorgeous with a wicked sense of humour. he is intelligent and knows how to party. if you are lucky enough to come across a ruan, treasure this special being for ever – you wont regret it!
ruan from ess-x is a fine example
a word which descibes someone who hates everyone and everything, especially muse, patrick swayze and cashew nuts.
matt – ‘i saw patrick swayze recently listening to muse and noshing on a bag of cashew nuts’
harv ‘that bloke is such a c-nt and so are muse and cahsew nuts taste like an unclean gash..!!’
matt – ‘g-d man, your such a ruan..!!’
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