rub and tug
a m-ssage palour – a place a person goes for a m-ssage and hand relief
1. allan loves going for a rub and tug.
rub and tug. a name for a m-ssage parlor or place in which after the m-ssage is given, it is ended with a hand job. aka happy ending
a place or a way in which a man get get “relieved” and it not be considered cheating.
i am super soar/tired and my wife is on vacation. i am gong for a rub and tug.
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