Rub one out, the wrong way
1 – to m-st-rb-t- in the incorrect fashion
2 – to take ages when messing with yourself.
petters : ‘ alright w-nkerthon!!!’
griffo : ‘ why do you call him w-nkerthon?’
petters:’ cause he got taught to rub one out, the wrong way and he was at it for 2 hours ‘
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