rub one out
m-st-rb-t-. literally, rub until you -rg-sm.
also known as “rub it out”
d-mn, that made me really h-rny. i’m gonna have to go rub one out.
a sneaky way of saying masurbation.
hey man, we’re gonna head down to the gym and shoot some hoops. wanna come?
nah, i’m kinda tired, i’m gonna go rub one out and take a nap.
the act of male m-st-rb-t–n and -rg-sm prior to going on a date where it is apparent he will score. the male performs this act up to an hour prior to the date in order to facilitate a longer lasting erection (thus satisfying her every need later on)
bill knew sally wanted to bone that night, so he rubbed one out in the bathroom before he left to pick her up for dinner
m-st-rb-t-. the “one” is an -rg-sm, i.e. rubbing one’s genitals to the point of climax. may also refer to a handjob or fingerbang, or more generally, any manual manipulation of genitals.
i got so excited watching her video that i had to rub one out.
to m-st-rb-t-;to rub till u get an -rg-sm
you are the one .. i think about.. when i rub one out..rub one out.
when you just really gotta come, so you make yourself. wether it’s via vibe, hand, or any gadjet for that matter
man, i was so stressed out, i relax after i rub one out
the act of rubbing one’s sperm out in a easy flowing consistent motion.
bubba: ” yeah gotta go home, put on my purple nikes, get my smokes, rub one out, shave my p-b-s, && b-m a ride.”
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