Rub That
directions given to the girl from a guy in a dark theater usually in middle school
girl notices guy’s b-n-r and looks up into his eyes
guy: rub that
girl molests her date through his pants while he longs for the opportunity to get head
rub that requests are often given by guys who get longer thicker d-cks sooner who hope showing d-ck will lead to oralness or -n-l with oral virgins. d-ck thinking blinds them to gross realities like many other guys having j-zzed in her mouth just today risking getting j-zz on d-ck or bonus std
guy: can i get head?
girl: maybe show me what you got
guy adjusts b-n-r and drops trou
girl: nah your d-ck is too big
guy: it’ll fit trust me
girl: too much lip stretch
guy: suck the tip some
girl: if you p-ss the magnum xl test you’ll get some
girl: i’m gonna rub that while we make out
verb: the action in which one rubs a very attractive female while admiring her beauty. this term can only be used in such rare occasions that the male comes across a “2” specimen on the binary scale.
in the case of a “2” specimen, the beauty must be extreme to the point that simply admiring her, as one would do to a fine work of art, is more desirable than engaging in s-xual activities.
to “rub that” is technically superior to “tap that” though some will disagree. this is because the specimen is almost always more attractive.
binary scale:
-1 = death at first sight
0 = i’m keeping my p-n-s in my pants.
1 = using p-n-s to have s-xual acts with specimen–
2 = keeping distance or using hands to admire specimen-
– this act is defined as “rubbing that”
–this act is defined as “tapping that”
yo, i was so dumbfounded by the beauty of this girl that i rubbed that.
the other day i saw this highly attractive specimen and my hand got all tingly because i wanted to rub that.
i stopped masturbating after i discovered the pleasure of rubbing that.
my wife uses cuc-mber scented moisturizers so that rubbing that is more pleasurable with her. it doesn’t work though because my wife is morbidly obese and is covered in boils.
i often cry when rubbing that because the the pure beauty blinds my eyes.
sometimes i rub leather furniture to simulate rubbing that.
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