rubber fist
items needed;
1. condom (ribbed) bought form either waitrose, for a pre planed attack, or from the local pub vending machine
2. bottle of peach flavoured spermicidal lube
3. mans fist, preferably attached to body
directions:
after a good night out with your partner and you are up for some loving, get them to bend over. roll the condom over your fist and smear the lube over -n-s and fist then proceed with a steam train motion untill the desired affect is reached
alternative items;
1. shopping bag, not brown paper ones
2. crisp packet
3. olive oil
4. foot
5. elbow
1. ooooo lets do some rubber fisting
2. i wanna feel your rubber fist in me pounding away
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