Rubberbandits
an incredibly talented comedic rap/r+b/soul/funk duo from limerick city, ireland. their good-hearted perspective, and exaggerated/surrealistic, portrayals cut deeply to the heart of reality…and their music is f-cking amazing.
rubberbandits song “horse outside”: “f-ck your subaru, i have a horse outside!” -dudes with plastic bags over their heads dancing their -sses off-
a rubber bandit is someone who will put a rubber band around the base of their erect p-n-s so as to trap the blood inside and maintain an erection indefinitely.
“i’m worried i might lose this… i’d better rubber band it.”
“so that’s why they call you the rubber bandit.”
an office thief – robber of rubbers, stealer of stationary.
alex belk stole my rubber. he’s such a rubber bandit.
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