rubbing against little boys on the bus
something you should never, ever do. seriously. never.
also the punch line in the first verse of the song ‘why mommy left us’ by steven lynch.
there was once this guy, who i can’t name, who is probably in prison this very second for doing exactly that.
“daddy likes p-rno and 10 dollar wh-r-s. and daddy gets wasted and robs licker stores. and daddy likes rubbing against little boys on the bus. i think that’s why mommy left us.”
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